2000: ugly  
2001: ugly  
2002: ugly  
2003: ugly  
2004: ugly  
2005: ugly  
2006: ugly  
2007: ugly  
2008: ugly  
2009: ugly  
2010: ugly  
2011: ugly  
2012: ugly  
2013: ugly 
2014: still ugly  

when are we going to get to the plot twist. 2015 or nah?

(via pizzes)


if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via vodkacupcakes)


It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

(via theblood-inmyveins)

"Just tell me how you fucking feel."

- (via jasfuckinq)

(Source: scarredcoveredwrists, via scruples)


people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'

(via theblood-inmyveins)


do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip, via cringing)